I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
