Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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