I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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