Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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