so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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