he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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