i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
