How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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