Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Randomize
