Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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