...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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