I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize