I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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