I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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