Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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