WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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