Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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