so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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