Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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