they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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