Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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