belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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