Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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