I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
