He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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