Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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