Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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