I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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