She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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