Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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