I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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