I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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