just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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