Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
vagina is talking i cant
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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