After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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