But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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