Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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