hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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