Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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