If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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