Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
