So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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