That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I forgot how hot balto sounded
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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