i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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