I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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