You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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