your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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