My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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