What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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