And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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