We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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