Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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