Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I still have a little drunk in my system
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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