he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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