i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I want her autograph on my taint
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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