is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
